Opeth- Watershed first-listen impressions
I'm a pretty big Opeth dork so when I heard the new album had leaked, of course I immediately leapt to my BitTorrent client and grabbed a copy. Here are my initial impressions, typed live as I listened to the album for the first time. I have no idea whether this will be useful as a "should you buy this album" type of review but hopefully it will at least be entertaining.
01- Coil: Oh hey, more proggy acoustic stuff. This is pretty but the part of Opeth's stuff that always bores me. Nice faux-horns and female vocals, hey this kind of ended abruptly, I wonder what's comin-
02- Heir Apparent: OH HOLY FUCKING JESUS SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?1!!. Possibly the most brutal thing they've done, ever. Somebody's been listening to their Deathspell Omega between albums! Nice interludes, this thing is gonna be murder to learn how to play. Holy god the palm muting. Opeth win the award for Longest Single Riff Ever at about 6:30 in.
03- The Lotus Eater: Cool vocal harmonies at the opening. This one reminds me of their My Arms, Your Hearse-era stuff. Main riff is almost more indie-rock than metal in its timing. Man, have they ever been this dissonant before? OH WHAT THE FUCK KEYBOARD SOLO holy crap guys it's interesting melodically but just SILLY timbre-wise. Stick to the guitars, the last chunk of this song fucking kills.
04- Burden: Wow this is proggy as hell. Two albums in, I continue to dislike the keyboardist. This track is like a slowed down, amped up Dungen tune. OH SHIIIIIIT IT'S BLOOZ SOLO TYMEEEEE!!! Nice detuning effect at the end.
05- Porcelain Heart: Judging by the title this will be another proggy track. Am I right? No. Opeth 1, me 0. The whole song is basically "The Grand Conjuration" only without the half-assed main riff from that song. An improvement!
06- Hessian Peel- Longest song on the record. Oh good, more acoustic guitar + blues solos + melodic vocals. Thank god that melody line is at least a LITTLE skewed or this would bore me to tears. Harmony guitar leads? Now it sounds like Skynyrd at a ren-faire. Oh man that synth-string patch sounds SO FAKE. Come on dudes I know you can afford to hire actual session musicians in the studio instead of faking it with keyboards. Pretty crazy-ass guitar picking- is he sweeping or just fingerpicking really fast? Transition to the heavy part halfway through feels forced, but the bridge immediately afterward is FANTASTIC. When Opeth do these really long riffs (6:45-7:20) they sound like an autistic Metallica. Whoever made the decision to give their keyboard player more of a role in this record needs to be taken out back and shaken until concussed. One criticism of Opeth I've heard a lot is that their switch between sections with very little in the way of transitions, leaving their songs sounding cold and arbitrarily structured. This track is definitely guilty of that offense.
07- Hex Omega: With a name like that this'd better be fucking GOOD. Opens as a transition from "Hessian Peel" which is ironic considering how disjointed that track was. DEAR OPETH: FLUTE PATCHES HAVE NO BUSINESS ANYWHERE NEAR A METAL SONG NO MATTER HOW "PROGRESSIVE" YOU ARE. Nice use of restraint in the quiet sections- it's really rare to hear any kind of open space in an Opeth track and it's quite refreshing. Almost sounds like something out of a June of 44 record. "Chorus" riff and the outro both sound like they'd be really fun to play, but leave me cold.
Tentative conclusions: It's really great to see Opeth continue to stretch themselves and try (relatively) new things. "Heir Apparent" is far and away the heaviest thing they have ever written. Absolute must-listen, even if you don't like the other Opeth you've heard. Totally brutal in parts, and I can even overlook the faux-flutes halfway in. It's a pity the rest of the record didn't match up. The goddamned keyboardist needs to go- he only occasionally adds to the songs and more often than not clutters them up with unnecessary stage-dressing. The synthesizer emulations of actual instruments (horns, strings, THOSE FUCKING FLUTES) are incredibly grating and absolutely have to go. You can get away with that stuff live, but I want to hear the real deal on a studio record.
Basically if I were in charge of Opeth, I would tell them to do more "Heir Apparent" and less "Hessian Peel." I also feel like their "best of both worlds approach" to mixing the metal and the acoustic stuff on albums is hurting them overall- it works within a song if it's well-structured, but too often they just bounce back and forth with no real reason guiding the changes. Also, and this is just my horribly biased and unprofessional opinion, I don't like quiet, pretty Opeth as much as I like loud, demonic Opeth. This record is worth listening to if only for the terrific (in the old sense of the word, ie "terrifying") onslaught of "Heir Apparent," but it still doesn't top My Arms or Blackwater Park in terms of the band's best work.

