What exactly is jumping out of the box to horrify Hanners? That's up to you! I welcome all submissions. You can download a print-quality version here.

I should also mention that Cristi and I are now officially engaged! Cristi is the best lady a fellow could hope to have, so I am one lucky dude indeed.

Have a safe and happy holiday, regular QC updates resume tomorrow.

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