Man the whole "candles and champagne and rose petals" thing is nice in theory until you realize that after you've done the deed you gotta clean up all those flower bits and wax drippings, and you're stuck with a half-empty bottle of gross-ass stale champagne nobody's gonna drink.

The number of people who are gonna be at this thing is beginning to frighten me.

See you Monday.

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