The main reason Hannelore couldn't actually do it, of course, is the threat of getting someone else's blood on her skin.

After weeks of massive demand, we finally have an Awkward Zone t-shirt for sale! Buy yours today- it's no tuxedo and monocle, but it's the next best thing (and a whole lot comfier).

See you tomorrow.

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