I'm trying to be careful with this whole "Sven explains his methods" thing to make sure the moral isn't "women are easy to manipulate." Because that'd be shitty and wrong! It's more than Sven is just good at reading people. Now, he doesn't make the best USE of his skill, but...

Anyway hopefully that makes sense and I have not come off as some sort of sexist bro-douche.

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