Oh, SNAP! You might not want to read this newspost before the comic, it would kind of spoil the surprise.

Before you start bombarding me or the forums with continuity questions (HURR HOW IS ELLEN IN COLLEGE IF SHE'S UNDER 18 HURRR), think about it for a while. If you still can't come up with a reasonable explanation, you'll just have to be patient. It will all make sense in the end, I promise.

Half of America is pretty sad and scared right now! We do not want the rest of the world to think that we ALL agree with what Bush does in our name, and so my good friend James has created a website called sorryeverybody.com to help us collectively apologize for the past and future behavior of our administration. DEAR REST OF THE WORLD: WE ARE SORRY.

Some of you may have noticed that the QC store is open again! I am taking orders from now until November 30th (or until I run out of shirts, whichever happens first). Now is the time to do your Christmas shopping, because I WILL NOT BE SELLING ANY MERCH IN DECEMBER. Get it while you can, kids. Expect some fun new things to appear in the next couple days as well!

Chipped tooth update: I can use my chipped tooth to open the shrink wrap on CDs or slice through tape on packages! Shrinkwrap: more tasty than packaging tape.

See you Monday!

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