Attendees of my university talks will no doubt recall my jokes about murdering hookers and performing fellatio upon other fellows as they read this strip. Faye and I both subscribe to a particular style of humor that involves being so offensive and crude that you (hopefully) can't miss the fact that we're kidding around. Also, I mean, I like strangling hookers. Who doesn't?

I hope everyone had a pleasant 4/20. Instead of smoking things, I went to Cambridge and bought a new kitchen table.

See you tomorrow.

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