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Posters For Sale! Click here! If you have any questions about your order, feel free to email qcmerch (at) mac (dot) com or message "qcmerch" on AOL Instant Messenger. Merch questions sent to jephco (at) mac (dot) com will not be answered as promptly due to the amount of non-merch-related email I get at that address. Here's the way shirt orderin' works around here: We place orders to the printer every couple of weeks, which means all shirts are sold on a pre-order basis. All orders should ship within 2-4 weeks, although times may vary.
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Inspired by Dora's bare-bones evolution shirt in comic 810, this is a shirt that says "I know where chickens came from, and this may/may not affect my desire to eat them." Or something like that. Available on charcoal (dark grey) and royal blue Gildan tees for boys and deep heather and royal Bella babydolls for the ladies. Design is approximately 9" across the front of the shirts. Express your fear and/or appreciation for natural selection!
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This shirt needs no description. It is perfectly self-explanatory. Available in Deep Royal on Hanes Beefy-Ts and Bella Babydolls. Fulfill your inner and/or outer librarian.
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Inspired by this strip, this t-shirt serves to confirm that if there is a God, he has a rugged jawline and wears a dashing hat (and hates snakes). Available in orange sherbet, navy blue, and aquatic blue, and gold, navy blue, and turquoise for ladies (the closest colors we could get to match). Mens' shirts are Hanes Beefy Ts, ladies' are Bella babydolls. The design is approximately 7" across the front of the shirt.
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Are we searching for aliens or trying to microwave them? I don't know, but we got so many requests for Raven's ZAP shirt so we decided to make them! The design is approximately 7x6" on the center of deep-space-black Hanes Beefy-Ts and Bella babydolls.
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Marten, Natasha, and Amir's band now have their very own t-shirt! It may not be the most metal thing ever, but it's pretty darn metal nonetheless. The design is approximately 8x10" on the front of black, black t-shirts. Available in Hanes Beefy-Ts for boys and Bella babydolls for ladies.
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Inspired by this comic, this shirt boldly proclaims your opinion about the flavor of mathematics. Recommended for statisticians, computer scientists, accountants, fans of LifeĻ brand cereal, and pretty much everybody else. The design is printed approximately 7"x9" on red Hanes Beefy-Ts and Bella babydolls.
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Hobocore is the next big musical genre, as explained in this QC strip from last year. Pledge your allegiance to the Hobocore nation with these handsome, durable t-shirts (Hanes Beefy-Ts for boys, Bella babydolls for ladies) in red, black, and grey (deep heathered grey for the ladies shirts). Design is approximately 8 inches wide on the chest of the shirts. SHIPPING NOW!
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This is pretty much the toughest coffee or doom-related shirt money can buy (it is also proof that I do in fact know how to draw feet). Featuring the staff of Dora's coffeeshop (except Sara, she was eaten by an allosaurus) in crisp white ink on black and eggplant t-shirts. This is the first non-Pintsize character shirt we've designed, and we think it's pretty slick. Printed on Hanes Beefy-Ts for the boys and Bella babydolls for tha ladiez. Design is approximately 7 inches wide and 8.5 inches tall on the front of the shirts. Note: XXL Ladies' shirts are not available in Eggplant. Feel free to email us if you'd like on in black.
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People have been clamoring for another Pintsize shirt design and we have answered their clamorin'! There is nothing awesomer than a little robot jumping off a Mar$hall amp, about to hit a huge power chord on a G1bson Flying V. I mean, seriously. Available in dark blue ink on light blue shirts, yellow ink on red shirts, and white ink on black shirts (not currently pictured but I promise it is fo realz). Striking! Hanes Beefy Ts for boys and Bella babydolls for girls. Design is approximately 8 inches square on the chest of the shirt. Click here for a larger version of the image.
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There's nothing sadder than a broken heart. Whether yours is busted or you're a heartbreaker yourself, this is the ultimate in low-fi, text-based self-expression. Available in ruby red, girly pink (for confident boys too!), morose navy blue, and downright emo black. Hanes Beefy Ts for boys and Bella babydolls for tha ladiez.
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Inspired by Marten's own Irony t-shirt, this delectably faux-aged design looks best when you're feeling ironic about being ironically sincere, or at least prone to double-negativity. Or whatever. Delicious kelly green, black, or grey Gildan t-shirts for the men and lime, black, and grey Bella babydolls for the ladies.
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For everyone who enjoys music, science, or sexiness. The graphic is about 6" wide on dark red Hanes beefy-ts and Bella babydolls. This is our most popular shirt design, because everyone loves science and sexiness!
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Is it an angry bear, or some kind of monster, or both? The world may never know. What we DO know is that this design looks super-cute on ladies (chocolate Bella babydolls) and confidently adorable on gentlemen (chocolate Gildan Ts). We're doing the usual two weeks of pre-orders so most shirts will ship in 3-4 weeks if you order now.
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People liked the bearmonster t-shirts so much we decided to offer them as sweatshirts too! Printed on warm, sumptuous chocolate-brown Gildan pullover hoodies, these will keep you warm and lookin' fierce in the chilly months to come.
USA + Canada Orders: $39 + $6 shipping
International Orders: $39 + 10 shipping
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You've been asking for it for months now, and here it finally is! Own the nerdy goodness that is
Marten's TEH t-shirt. The men's shirts are sexy denim-colored Hanes Beefy Ts, the ladies' are
adorable lilac Bella babydolls. The "TEH" itself is about 3.5" x 2" on the center of the shirt.
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Unicorns are awesome. This is a fact of nature; everyone knows this. Hell, Marten wears this t-shirt all the time! So why not display your respek for the proudest of fictional beasts on a handsome black or tan Hanes Beefy-T, or on a sleek black or chocolate Bella babydoll? You know you want to. Now available in mens' XXL for both domestic and international orders!
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Simple, warm, and sexy. A white outline Pintsize on a rad-ass black Jerzees zip-up hoodie. Perfect for these cold winter months! They're mens' hoodies, but look equally cute on the ladies.
USA + Canada Orders: $39 + $6 shipping
International Orders: $39 + $10 shipping
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This shirt is for girls who have some CURVE to them and are proud of it! It is also for non-curvey girls who have a keen sense of irony, I guess. Red and white text on the chest area of the shirt. Stealthy black Bella babydoll t-shirts highlight the awesomeness that is the female form. $19 + $3 shipping to the USA and Canadia, for the ladies only (sorry curvy dudes).
Ladies' Shirts USA + Canada: $19 + $3 shipping
Ladies' Shirts International: $19 + $7 Shipping
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Modeled after the esoteric yet awesome stylings of your typical indie-rocker t-shirt, this sexy fighter jet design says
"Not only do I read Questionable Content, but I think airplanes are AWESOME." Which they are.
Mens' Shirts USA + Canada: $17 + $3 shipping
Mens' International Orders: $17 + $7 shipping
XXL Fighter Jet T-Shirts: $19 + $3 shipping. No international orders at this time, sorry.
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Everybody loves little birds with unfortunate names, especially when they are so knowledgeable (and snarky!) about music. Declare your appreciation for bird-life with these spiffy Gildan T-shirts (for boy-folk) and Bella babydolls (for tha ladiez). Available in Chocolate and Black. The graphic is about 8 inches across the front of the shirt. |
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Mens' Shirts USA + Canada: $18 + $3 shipping
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Ladies' Shirts USA + Canada: $20 + $3 shipping
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Mens' Shirts International: $18 + $7 shipping
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Ladies' Shirts International: $20 + $7 shipping
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Mens' XXL Shirts USA + Canada: $19 + $3 shipping
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Mens' XXL Shirts International:$19 + $7 shipping
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