Apologies for the copy and paste, the past couple months have finally caught up with me and left me utterly exhausted. When I finish writing this newspost I plan to find a comfy couch and a beer and spend the next five hours attempting to move as few muscles and think as few thoughts as possible. I am sure you understand.

Today Cristi and I visited what we believe to be the single most boring place in all of Florida. Tomorrow we are going to a mall. I will try not to get eaten by an alligator at the mall.

Haha, "MALLigator".

I just thought of that.

See you tomorrow!

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