I can totally see Isaac Brock writing a song like this for the next Modest Mouse album. It starts out with Dora's stanza and just gets more bitter, slurred, and off-pitch from there. By the end he's doing his Tom Waits impression and throwing empty liquor bottles at the microphone (so pretty much like the end of any Modest Mouse song).
I have a strange feeling that there was something I wanted to talk about in this newspost, but I have forgotten what it was. Oh well. Enjoy ze comic and I will see you tomorrow.